IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

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text; whoops now for a more current thread

[hexappeal]

JAMES ARE YOU READY

text; ew gross

[doubleoohbaby]

dare i ask?

text; gently spams your inbox while he's ported out

[hexappeal]

I can't find you.

text;

[hexappeal]

I'm really worried. I know that what you do can be time-sensitive and secretive, but this all feels wrong.

text;

[hexappeal]

Please contact me whenever you get this.

text;

[hexappeal]

I don't want to lose you.

text;

[hexappeal]

I have an idea.

text;

[doubleoohbaby]

is it a good idea?

(TEXT.)

[carbonite]

what, you think you're too good to come see me now?

(TEXT.)

[doubleoohbaby]

i thought you didn't know me

-- AUTOMATED VOICE MAIL -- November 16

[waiting]

Hey.

[ Bradbury's voice sounds tired, but the background is quiet; wherever this was recorded, it was somewhere private. ]

If you're getting this, it means something happened to me. Whatever it was, it doesn't matter now. All I know is, I've got my guys keeping an eye on Mitch, but nobody to keep an eye on the deputy.

[ The way he says the words implies the kind of watching he's implying is far from the concern that comes with the job; if anything, it's far from friendly. ]

I dunno how long I'll be gone - nothing's sure with this shit, right? - but do me a favor and... [ He trails off, not sure how he wants to finish that sentence. 'Make sure the ex-supervillain doesn't talk the guy who used to be my best friend into anything stupid' is... stupid, considering how much influence Eddie already holds over Mitch anyway. He huffs a breath of frustration. ]

You know what I mean. Thanks. I owe you one - again.

[ BEEP. ]

[doubleoohbaby]

[It's not something Bond's entirely surprised about, but something he doesn't want to hear at any rate. His jaw sets through the brief message, grunting out a light noise of confirmation to himself before deleting it and hanging up. No point leaving any evidence on his phone.

One things for sure; he'll be watching the Deputy like a fucking hawk.]

text; backdated to the 26th

[hexappeal]

Do you want to take half a holiday and come back for a dip at the boardwalk?

text;

[doubleoohbaby]

consider it a cold shower after what we'll get up to

text from UNKNOWN NUMBER

[futureleader]

is your refrigerator running?

text;

[doubleoohbaby]

i hope so, otherwise the house will soon stink of dead bodies

text; 1/?

[allbloodyhail]

and that's for saying the 90s are over

text; ic delay after the first text like idk a few hours

[allbloodyhail]

nothing showed up did it

i hate these bloody things

(text.)

[carbonite]

this is pretty awkward but i need a place to stay. and a warehouse big enough for uh, a space...ship...

call me back

(call.)

[doubleoohbaby]

[RINGING!]

voicemail; backdated to february 14th

[waiting]

[ his voice is neutral, or maybe that's just the bad reception making his end of the the connection crackle and whine. this isn't a dying man's message, this time. ]

How much free time you got this week?

[ he pauses. ]

Might need to skip out of town for a few days. Take a vacation. City Hall's covered, but never hurts to have a little extra help.

text; backdated to february 14th

[doubleoohbaby]

i can help keep an eye on his highness

he's bound to get into trouble the one time you turn your back

text; exactly midnight

[hexappeal]

Happy Anniversary. :)

[She is curled right next to him in bed...]

text;

[doubleoohbaby]

[Reaching out blindly for his phone on the bedside table, groaning lightly as he squints at the illuminated screen.]

weirdo

[And then he's rolling over.]

We should celebrate.

(text ; after the pot brownies.)

[solidorkable]

As I am to turn fifteen years of age, I deem myself old enough to challenge your honour.

(text ; after the pot brownies.)

[doubleoohbaby]

[No words.

Except:]

what?

text

[spottedprick]

Is there a reason why the freezer is full of nothing but vodka?

text

[doubleoohbaby]

to keep it cool, i imagine

[Duh.]

[text with image]

[spottedprick]

(From here)

This man forced himself in and is looking for you.

Come get him, he's beginning to get on my nerves.

[text]

[doubleoohbaby]

you realise who that is, right?

text; Tuesday afternoon before curfew

[viced]

Hey. I need you to do me a favor.

text;

[doubleoohbaby]

what do you need?

( text. )

[ioudas]

So, are you James Bond?

( text. )

[doubleoohbaby]

i don't do autographs or attend parties

text;

[hexappeal]

Did you jump off a building again

text; pretend this wasn't like 5 years later

[doubleoohbaby]

yes. i think i broke a nail

voice; IS THIS THE RIGHT PLACE i'm sorry

[mallarkey]

Hey, is this-- [ Uhh he doesn't know what he should call you. ] Well, I got that stuff you wanted... the cigars?

voice; this is perfect

[doubleoohbaby]

Ah, you did get some, well done. [He even sounds moderately surprised. Yeah, he didn't have much faith in you, bro.]

You down on Earth?