IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

i'll protect you from the big bad captain

[spottedprick]

No you won't, you'll be busy snogging a busty alien.

[doubleoohbaby]

i'm already taken. and there's not going to be any busty aliens

[spottedprick]

Practising monogamy? Good luck with that, old boy.

[doubleoohbaby]

it works out better than your sworn virginity

[spottedprick]

Assuming things again? Sloppy of you.

[doubleoohbaby]

your beloved hand doesn't count

[spottedprick]

What my hand and I get up to are none of your concern.

[doubleoohbaby]

nothing to be ashamed of. we all do it

[spottedprick]

Oh sod off and just get this man off my couch.

[doubleoohbaby]

do you want me to sod off or do you want me to get han solo out off your couch?

[spottedprick]

You have 10 minutes before I donate your entire fortune to prostate cancer research.

[doubleoohbaby]

spoilsport

i'll be there soon

[spottedprick]

Wonderful.

[doubleoohbaby]

try not to shoot him in the mean time

[spottedprick]

9 minutes.

[doubleoohbaby]

i need to put on trousers. stop pressuring me or i'll show up in my underwear

[doubleoohbaby]

unless that's what you want

[doubleoohbaby]

it is isn't it? pervert. well i'm not giving you the satisfaction

[spottedprick]

6 minutes.

[doubleoohbaby]

finding a top

[spottedprick]

And if you're not here in the next 5 minutes I'm going to find my new exploding rounds and test them out on your hero.

[doubleoohbaby]

be there in the 2

[spottedprick]

Good.