IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[spottedprick]

No, I'm not. It's just more irritating to stay out of a predictable pattern of paths home when you're driving a car compared to the variety you can get with the public transport.

[doubleoohbaby]

oh god. public transport

[spottedprick]

You might consider making use of it more often in the future so you can navigate more easily when chasing a high-functioning psychopathic genius through the Tube.

[doubleoohbaby]

you might consider investing in better facial recognition on those machines of yours. it'd both save is a lot of time

[spottedprick]

Next time, shoot the captive in the kneecaps before bringing him in so he can't escape.

[doubleoohbaby]

you're right, it was silly of me to assume that the sodding security in an underground establishment wouldn't be sufficient

[spottedprick]

Considering how he'd managed to hack into M's computer and blow-up MI6? Yes.

[doubleoohbaby]

i thought q branch had it under control

[spottedprick]

We did.

Then I made a mistake.

[doubleoohbaby]

and i sped it along

we all make mistakes

[He's not really having a go. :c]

[spottedprick]

2 agents, 8 civilians who happened to be unfortunate enough to be in the front car of that train Silva crashed, 7 security guards and 1 member of the government at Westminster.

Oh, an M, of course.

Hardly a shining start for a new Quartermaster but I suppose one must make do and soldier on or some rot.

[No he's not bitter at all.]

[doubleoohbaby]

all numbers. statistics. nothing more

you have to look at the big picture

[spottedprick]

I wouldn't be very good at my job if I didn't. Don't worry, 007 - I won't malfunction with a bleeding heart any time soon.

[doubleoohbaby]

an attitude so sorely needed in our job

i need you to keep that up while you're here. there'll be things here that you'll never want to experience. be prepared for it

[spottedprick]

How ominous. Thankfully I don't think Mr. Silva's the type to engage in the few activities I'm loathe to experience.

Then again, there are more people to be wary of than just him I suppose.

[Short pause.]

Business as usual.

[doubleoohbaby]

don't trust anyone around here, they're all sodding crooks

[Much like James.]

[spottedprick]

Duly noted, Commander Bond.

[doubleoohbaby]

oh darling, i love it when you use my proper titles

[spottedprick]

[LONG. PAUSE.]

I'd rather you didn't call me that. It makes you sound like Mr. Silva.

[doubleoohbaby]

has he already started calling you that? he doesn't stick around

[spottedprick]

He also insinuates too much but I suppose that's the side-effect of insanity.

In any case, I'd better get back to my servers. I'll keep in touch.

[doubleoohbaby]

i hear homosexuality drives a man to insanity anyway [That was a joke. Hopefully. Either way it wasn't funny except to James.]

don't take too long

[spottedprick]

That has no scientific validity whatsoever.

Good day.