IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[spottedprick]

Could you do that after taking him away, please?

[doubleoohbaby]

you should really just get better security systems in place

[spottedprick]

I already do. They're not the most effective when the man barges his way in right as I am.

Just come and get him, you seem fond of him enough.

[doubleoohbaby]

sure you don't want to just entertain him for a few hours? he'll leave eventually

[spottedprick]

He's making it difficult to concentrate on anything else with his noise. Another hour of this and I'll attempt to put a bullet in his head.

[doubleoohbaby]

han always shoots first

[spottedprick]

Oh good, the end result is the same in that I don't have to suffer this noise.

[doubleoohbaby]

at least you'd stop texting me

[And another text about thirty seconds later.]

want to ride in a spaceship?

[spottedprick]

No thank you.

[doubleoohbaby]

[Image sent]

go on

[spottedprick]

[LONG. PAUSE.]

That should not be able to fly.

[doubleoohbaby]

and yet it does

you know her cockpit was designed on a B-29 bomber? fascinating stuff

[spottedprick]

That contraption looks ready to be taken to the dump.

[STILL KINDA WANTS TO LOOK AT IT UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL.]

[doubleoohbaby]

she'll make point five past lightspeed

[spottedprick]

That's not possible.

[doubleoohbaby]

come see for yourself

i'll remove the captain from your place if you agree to check out the Falcon

[spottedprick]

But that means I'd have to spend more time in the odious captain's presence.

[doubleoohbaby]

i'll protect you from the big bad captain

[spottedprick]

No you won't, you'll be busy snogging a busty alien.

[doubleoohbaby]

i'm already taken. and there's not going to be any busty aliens

[spottedprick]

Practising monogamy? Good luck with that, old boy.

[doubleoohbaby]

it works out better than your sworn virginity

[spottedprick]

Assuming things again? Sloppy of you.

[doubleoohbaby]

your beloved hand doesn't count

[spottedprick]

What my hand and I get up to are none of your concern.