IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

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[carbonite]

well she doesn't want to see you either.

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[doubleoohbaby]

yes she does. don't lie

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[carbonite]

quite sure that she would rather throw you out an airlock, if i can be quite frank.

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[doubleoohbaby]

oh, she wouldn't do a thing like that. she knows it'd upset you

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[carbonite]

don't put words in her mouth.

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[doubleoohbaby]

go ask her then

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[carbonite]

she said she hates you.

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[doubleoohbaby]

don't lie

ships and i have a special relationship. i've sailed in enough of them

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[carbonite]

This is why she hates you, you know. You don't sail the Falcon, you fly her.

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[doubleoohbaby]

ships in my era are sailed, aircraft are flown. spaceships are just something i have to aim for

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[carbonite]

maybe if you play your cards right, i'll let you sit in the pilot's chair.

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[doubleoohbaby]

will i get to sit in your lap too?

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[carbonite]

don't push it.

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[doubleoohbaby]

i'm just excitable

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[carbonite]

i walked right into this one.

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[doubleoohbaby]

you brought it upon yourself

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[carbonite]

a string of bad decisions.

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[doubleoohbaby]

sounds like the story of your life

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[carbonite]

try to hide your amusement.

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[doubleoohbaby]

oh but it's fun

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[carbonite]

for /you/ maybe.

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[doubleoohbaby]

that's the only entertainment that counts