IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

(text ; after the pot brownies.)

[solidorkable]

Be it so, you must win her hand.

(text ; after the pot brownies.)

[doubleoohbaby]

i already have her hand

(text ; after the pot brownies.)

[solidorkable]

You do not wear the mantle of consort well.

(text ; after the pot brownies.)

[doubleoohbaby]

and how does one wear the mantle of consort?

(text ; after the pot brownies.)

[solidorkable]

I would not know, I am Emperor.

(text ; after the pot brownies.)

[doubleoohbaby]

i'm not going to prove myself to you, kid

(TEXT AFTER HE'S DONE WITH THAT WHOLE THING AND SO THAT I DON'T SPAM YOU.)

[solidorkable]

... that was quite odd. Regardless, would you care to speak of other things. Perhaps in person?

(but what if i wanted all your spam??//)

[doubleoohbaby]

you are odd

what other things? i'm not giving you the puberty talk

(｡◕‿◕｡❀)

[solidorkable]

So I hear.

Talk of espionage is best done in person.

gross

[doubleoohbaby]

espionage? might want to discuss that sort of thing with someone like jack

(◕△◕ )!!!

[solidorkable]

Feign ignorance with others, but with me it is only in vain. There is a teashop, and we will discuss these matters.

o_o

[doubleoohbaby]

i don't like tea

[solidorkable]

Then simply do not drink.

[doubleoohbaby]

fine. i'll bring a flask of whiskey instead

[solidorkable]

It is not even afternoon.

[doubleoohbaby]

never too early to start

are we doing this now?

[solidorkable]

Would you rather wait till I'm grounded and Zatanna finds out?

[doubleoohbaby]

the idea of you being grounded is rather appealing...

[solidorkable]

A dream in vain.

[doubleoohbaby]

fine. i'll just have to take time out of my busy schedule to do this