IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

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[doubleoohbaby]

you may be

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[carbonite]

well, yeah. better hurry up, huh?

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[doubleoohbaby]

try not to vanish too soon

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[carbonite]

you too, buddy.

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[doubleoohbaby]

i doubt i'll be going any time soon. that'd be too easy

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[carbonite]

aren't you lucky that i'm really, really stubborn.

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[doubleoohbaby]

selina was too

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[carbonite]

I was frozen for a galactic year and I still came back.

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[doubleoohbaby]

you had a woman helping you out of that one

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[carbonite]

are you saying that you're going to be my leia

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[doubleoohbaby]

i wouldn't look as fetching in a dancers bikini

i... will let you know when he's done

[carbonite]

if that's what you want to wear in your spare t-

[carbonite]

wait why are you imagining leia in a bik-

[carbonite]

Listen bub, we might be friends bu-

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[carbonite]

When did she put on a dancer's biki-

[carbonite]

how would you know how she looke-

DONE.

[carbonite]

james don't ruin it for me okay

lmao bb

[doubleoohbaby]

sorry. i'll leave it to your imagination for now

yep.

[carbonite]

it's already ruined. thanks james.

:3

[doubleoohbaby]

how can it be ruined with such a fantastic image?

[carbonite]

if I need a reason to give myself a concussion, sure.

[doubleoohbaby]

how the fuck do you get concussion from imagining women in bikinis?

[carbonite]

yes

it was leia i was imagining

not you you're absolutely positively right

[doubleoohbaby]

... you're such an odd man

[carbonite]

hey i was frozen for a year, cut me some slack.