IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

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[doubleoohbaby]

i wouldn't look as fetching in a dancers bikini

i... will let you know when he's done

[carbonite]

if that's what you want to wear in your spare t-

[carbonite]

wait why are you imagining leia in a bik-

[carbonite]

Listen bub, we might be friends bu-

text.

[carbonite]

When did she put on a dancer's biki-

[carbonite]

how would you know how she looke-

DONE.

[carbonite]

james don't ruin it for me okay

lmao bb

[doubleoohbaby]

sorry. i'll leave it to your imagination for now

yep.

[carbonite]

it's already ruined. thanks james.

:3

[doubleoohbaby]

how can it be ruined with such a fantastic image?

[carbonite]

if I need a reason to give myself a concussion, sure.

[doubleoohbaby]

how the fuck do you get concussion from imagining women in bikinis?

[carbonite]

yes

it was leia i was imagining

not you you're absolutely positively right

[doubleoohbaby]

... you're such an odd man

[carbonite]

hey i was frozen for a year, cut me some slack.

[doubleoohbaby]

did it change you? mentally?

[carbonite]

well as long as we're not jumping to conclusions.

i just


misunderstood that's all

[doubleoohbaby]

of course

[carbonite]

but you feel better though, right?

[doubleoohbaby]

not particularly

[carbonite]

oh while i have you. do you want this? i won it off of some kid trying to street race me and i hate stick so-

(PICTURE TEXT)

[carbonite]

[doubleoohbaby]

you found a kid riding that? how much do you want for it?

SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG. SOBS. SCHOOL + I GOT SICK LAST WEEKEND

[carbonite]

you can have it, buddy. i don't care, i don't trust anything that shiny that you have to manually change gears to drive.

its okay work is kicking me too

[doubleoohbaby]

we've got to teach you how to drive properly, captain