IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

how the fuck do you get concussion from imagining women in bikinis?

[carbonite]

yes

it was leia i was imagining

not you you're absolutely positively right

[doubleoohbaby]

... you're such an odd man

[carbonite]

hey i was frozen for a year, cut me some slack.

[doubleoohbaby]

did it change you? mentally?

[carbonite]

well as long as we're not jumping to conclusions.

i just


misunderstood that's all

[doubleoohbaby]

of course

[carbonite]

but you feel better though, right?

[doubleoohbaby]

not particularly

[carbonite]

oh while i have you. do you want this? i won it off of some kid trying to street race me and i hate stick so-

(PICTURE TEXT)

[carbonite]

[doubleoohbaby]

you found a kid riding that? how much do you want for it?

SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG. SOBS. SCHOOL + I GOT SICK LAST WEEKEND

[carbonite]

you can have it, buddy. i don't care, i don't trust anything that shiny that you have to manually change gears to drive.

its okay work is kicking me too

[doubleoohbaby]

we've got to teach you how to drive properly, captain

argghh rl why

[carbonite]

i can drive just fine.

:c

[doubleoohbaby]

not when you can't drive a manual

[carbonite]

i can drive a manual i just can't stand how annoying it is

[doubleoohbaby]

you need to learn the joy of it

[carbonite]

sure, why bother manually changing gears when you can get an automatic to do it for you

[doubleoohbaby]

why bother driving car when you can make it drive itself

[carbonite]

oh this is a backward planet thing isn't it

[doubleoohbaby]

no it's a stand against society making us lazy. you must have seen wall-e

[carbonite]

no i haven't seen a droid named wall-e around.

[doubleoohbaby]

it's a film, numbnuts. an undoubtedly true education film of our future

[carbonite]

your future.