IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

It's about your life, sir. I'll do the best I can, but unless we start sharing beds, I can't be there 24/7. You need better cover.

[viced]

We're not sharing some fucking beds! Don't worry, I'll figure something out. Get someone else to share the heavy burden of watching over me when I'm sleeping.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'll pick you up every morning and night, no arguments, but we need people at the mansion.

[viced]

Fine, but I hope you like early mornings.

[doubleoohbaby]

I don't sleep much in my old age, sir.

[viced]

Oh yeah? Welcome to the club.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm too busy with women.

[viced]

Yeah, of course you are. You know that doesn't exactly impress me.

[doubleoohbaby]

I know. But you'd be disappointed if I didn't at least mention it...

[viced]

Yes, it just makes days like today a ray of fucking sunshine!

[doubleoohbaby]

Well I do like to help.

[viced]

You're not helping!

[doubleoohbaby]

I'll be helping a hell of lot.

[viced]

I know. Shit, sorry.

He's dead James. He shouldn't fucking be here!

[doubleoohbaby]

[Curiosity peeked.] You killed him?

[viced]

No, of course not! Do I look like a killer?

[doubleoohbaby]

No, that's why I asked.

[viced]

[ A snort ] Jesus, I'd almost be hurt that you even had to ask!

[doubleoohbaby]

You mentioned him being a nemesis, I made an assumption you were involved in his demise.

[viced]

I'm not that kind of guy.

[doubleoohbaby]

Understood, sir. Apologies for the assumption.

[viced]

It's alright. I know I'm a little bit snappy right now.

[doubleoohbaby]

Understandable considering the circumstances. We'll find out where he's hiding soon enough.

[viced]

Follow the fucking animals, and we'll find him.

[doubleoohbaby]

Then I may be forced into a man hunt rather soon.