IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[viced]

Oh don't worry about that. I'll use my panic voice. The comm knows what to do.

[doubleoohbaby]

Is it a high pitched, feminine scream that I'll hear for miles?

[viced]

Try a high pitched, mechanical scream instead.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'll probably hear your screaming though. If you did. [He's there for you bb. You and your presumed girly screams.]

[viced]

Good thing I don't fucking scream. [ A frown. ]

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm sure you don't, sir.

[viced]

James. Go get the security detail briefed, we can talk about my screaming habits later.

Just make sure not to mention certain arch-nemeses.

[doubleoohbaby]

Perhaps you should just employ him and put him in a level of power. That's what you do with mine.

[viced]

Oh, just go! [ He makes a shooing motion. He definitely doesn't want to have this conversation right now. ]

[doubleoohbaby]

[A slow smile at the gesture, bowing his head in a polite goodbye as he mumbles out an amused,] Sir.

[And then he's sweeping out to go boss around the rest of the staff and scare the shit out of them.]