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[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[onblackwings]

[ this is definitely a SHOCKED PAUSE, but he's welcome to interpret for which part it's meant! ]

[doubleoohbaby]

I still have time for you, darling.

[onblackwings]

Obviously, but— [ HUFF. ] You have terrible taste.

[doubleoohbaby]

You two don't get on?

[onblackwings]

She's the one that trapped me in human shape for two months. [ also in jail, but that part pales in comparison ]

[doubleoohbaby]

Ah.

[Welp.]

I'm sure she had her reasons.

[onblackwings]

Sadism.

[doubleoohbaby]

Mm, that is one of her more endearing qualities.

[onblackwings]

As I said. Terrible taste.

[doubleoohbaby]

Nothing wrong with that, darling. Don't be upset, just because she got the upper hand.

[onblackwings]

I'm not upset. [ a beat. wait. ] Nor did she get the upper hand!

[doubleoohbaby]

Let it slide, sweetheart.

[onblackwings]

I see no reason to.

[doubleoohbaby]

Will you be after revenge?

[onblackwings]

If the chance ever presented itself, I wouldn't say no.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'd rather not be in the middle of that.

[onblackwings]

You wouldn't be. I prefer to handle my own debts.

[doubleoohbaby]

Just don't kill her. Not that I think you'd succeed with that anyway.

[onblackwings]

Of course I could. Whether she would stay dead in this cursed world is another matter, but I could kill her, if I wanted to.

[doubleoohbaby]

Of course. [He's mostly just humouring okay.]

Even so, I'd rather you didn't. I do have certain attachments to her.

[onblackwings]

I don't see why you would.

[doubleoohbaby]

It's a little something called love. I doubt you'll understand.

[onblackwings]

Not willingly, at least.

[doubleoohbaby]

Pity, really.

[onblackwings]

I was just thinking the same about you.