IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

Just don't kill her. Not that I think you'd succeed with that anyway.

[onblackwings]

Of course I could. Whether she would stay dead in this cursed world is another matter, but I could kill her, if I wanted to.

[doubleoohbaby]

Of course. [He's mostly just humouring okay.]

Even so, I'd rather you didn't. I do have certain attachments to her.

[onblackwings]

I don't see why you would.

[doubleoohbaby]

It's a little something called love. I doubt you'll understand.

[onblackwings]

Not willingly, at least.

[doubleoohbaby]

Pity, really.

[onblackwings]

I was just thinking the same about you.

[doubleoohbaby]

Darling, are you jealous?

[onblackwings]

Of what?

[doubleoohbaby]

Me having a stable partnership with someone who you don't get on with. Obviously.

[onblackwings]

Please. I couldn't care less what you do with who.

[doubleoohbaby]

Not even a little.

[onblackwings]

Not in the slightest. [ A beat. ] As long as it doesn't interfere.

[doubleoohbaby]

Interfere with what we have?

[onblackwings]

Interfere with my enjoyment of you.

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh, I'm sure you can still enjoy me just fine. Other than the sex, naturally.

[onblackwings]

[ say what SOUNDING SO DISAPPROVING ]

You don't want to sleep together anymore? Just because you've gone and -- tangled yourself up? [ tch. ]

[doubleoohbaby]

That's one of the ties of relationships, my dear.

[onblackwings]

[ hmph. ] It's amazing. I suddenly feel less hungry.

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh, darling, you're breaking my heart.

[onblackwings]

You'll live. Or—so I'd thought. Perhaps not, if you're just as emotionally volatile as the rest of the humans.

[doubleoohbaby]

You're well aware of how well I can survive.

[onblackwings]

[ and she just snorts, annoyed. ]

Enjoy.

[ HANGING UP SUPER FAST SO SHE CAN HAVE THE LAST WORD ]

[doubleoohbaby]

[GODDAMMIT!]