IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[viced]

I've been attacked by tigers, James. Fucking tigers!

[doubleoohbaby]

What's his range?

[viced]

Long as hell. He can tell an animal to do something, and it'll probably travel the globe for him.

[doubleoohbaby]

And what are his intentions?

[viced]

He's tried to kill me! Several times!

[doubleoohbaby]

[A frustrated sigh.]

And you think he's here now?

[viced]

I'm getting kind of fucking worried that he is!

[doubleoohbaby]

Hnn, fuck. Even if I go put the fucker down he'll just come back.

[viced]

[ There's a look for a moment. Mitch goes still. Before: ]

You're fucking right he will, and he'll think he's special because of it.

[doubleoohbaby]

Not so special once he gets a bullet between the eyes.

You're certain he'll try and kill you?

[viced]

Oh yes. He's going to try and kill me.

That's what he's been trying to do since we met. [ a bit curtly, don't push it James. ]

[doubleoohbaby]

Then I hope you're willing to finally put a bit more money into your security now.

[viced]

Shit. I'm going to have to. Thanks for reminding me its about the goddamned numbers.

[doubleoohbaby]

It's about your life, sir. I'll do the best I can, but unless we start sharing beds, I can't be there 24/7. You need better cover.

[viced]

We're not sharing some fucking beds! Don't worry, I'll figure something out. Get someone else to share the heavy burden of watching over me when I'm sleeping.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'll pick you up every morning and night, no arguments, but we need people at the mansion.

[viced]

Fine, but I hope you like early mornings.

[doubleoohbaby]

I don't sleep much in my old age, sir.

[viced]

Oh yeah? Welcome to the club.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm too busy with women.

[viced]

Yeah, of course you are. You know that doesn't exactly impress me.

[doubleoohbaby]

I know. But you'd be disappointed if I didn't at least mention it...

[viced]

Yes, it just makes days like today a ray of fucking sunshine!

[doubleoohbaby]

Well I do like to help.

[viced]

You're not helping!