IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[spottedprick]

No, who is he?

[doubleoohbaby]

for gods sake that's han solo! keep him entertained would you?

[spottedprick]

No, is he someone famous? His face is vaguely familiar but I can't quite put my finger on it...

He wants alcohol I think. But I threw away what was left since your last visit.

[doubleoohbaby]

how do you even function in normal society?

[spottedprick]

Asks the man who can barely navigate around the Tube.

[doubleoohbaby]

at least i've seen star wars. and understand who harrison ford is

[spottedprick]

So is he Han Solo or Harrison Ford?

[doubleoohbaby]

i'm disowning you

[spottedprick]

Old as you are, you're hardly my father or guardian.

[doubleoohbaby]

i'm just going to pretend i don't know you from now on

[spottedprick]

Could you do that after taking him away, please?

[doubleoohbaby]

you should really just get better security systems in place

[spottedprick]

I already do. They're not the most effective when the man barges his way in right as I am.

Just come and get him, you seem fond of him enough.

[doubleoohbaby]

sure you don't want to just entertain him for a few hours? he'll leave eventually

[spottedprick]

He's making it difficult to concentrate on anything else with his noise. Another hour of this and I'll attempt to put a bullet in his head.

[doubleoohbaby]

han always shoots first

[spottedprick]

Oh good, the end result is the same in that I don't have to suffer this noise.

[doubleoohbaby]

at least you'd stop texting me

[And another text about thirty seconds later.]

want to ride in a spaceship?

[spottedprick]

No thank you.

[doubleoohbaby]

[Image sent]

go on

[spottedprick]

[LONG. PAUSE.]

That should not be able to fly.

[doubleoohbaby]

and yet it does

you know her cockpit was designed on a B-29 bomber? fascinating stuff

[spottedprick]

That contraption looks ready to be taken to the dump.

[STILL KINDA WANTS TO LOOK AT IT UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL.]

[doubleoohbaby]

she'll make point five past lightspeed

[spottedprick]

That's not possible.