IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

I've always got the opportunity to venture out, don't forget, my dear.

[onblackwings]

It takes you far longer to arrive there than it does me to arrive here.

[doubleoohbaby]

Valid point.

Although I do have easy access to teleporting these days.

[onblackwings]

Do you. I hadn't marked you as the sort to pick up magic.

[doubleoohbaby]

I pick up magic in the strangest of ways.

[onblackwings]

Do tell.

[doubleoohbaby]

Girlfriends.

[onblackwings]

Multiple? [ SOUNDING KIND OF IMPRESSED ]

[doubleoohbaby]

Well... Just the one at the moment.

[onblackwings]

Oh. [ crashing into KIND OF DISAPPOINTED. she expected more from you, james! ] You should have said so.

An imPort, then. Who?

[doubleoohbaby]

Zatanna. She's more than enough. Don't need more than here.

[onblackwings]

[ this is definitely a SHOCKED PAUSE, but he's welcome to interpret for which part it's meant! ]

[doubleoohbaby]

I still have time for you, darling.

[onblackwings]

Obviously, but— [ HUFF. ] You have terrible taste.

[doubleoohbaby]

You two don't get on?

[onblackwings]

She's the one that trapped me in human shape for two months. [ also in jail, but that part pales in comparison ]

[doubleoohbaby]

Ah.

[Welp.]

I'm sure she had her reasons.

[onblackwings]

Sadism.

[doubleoohbaby]

Mm, that is one of her more endearing qualities.

[onblackwings]

As I said. Terrible taste.

[doubleoohbaby]

Nothing wrong with that, darling. Don't be upset, just because she got the upper hand.

[onblackwings]

I'm not upset. [ a beat. wait. ] Nor did she get the upper hand!

[doubleoohbaby]

Let it slide, sweetheart.

[onblackwings]

I see no reason to.

[doubleoohbaby]

Will you be after revenge?