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[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[onblackwings]

So long as none of them involve otters. I'm sick of otters.

[doubleoohbaby]

Why on earth would they involve otters? Or more importantly; why are you eating otters?

[onblackwings]

Because they're more available than pasta dishes. Don't tell me you've forgotten where I live.

[doubleoohbaby]

Still. Otters? That's like eating dogs and cats.

[onblackwings]

No, it isn't. It's like eating otters.

[ a beat ]

They're stringier.

[doubleoohbaby]

And- dare I say it- cuter.

[onblackwings]

Why, I hadn't realized you were such a fan.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm not exactly going to start a riot over it.

[onblackwings]

I would hope not. They're the most common dinner I have, outside of frogs and the like.

[doubleoohbaby]

Isn't there something bigger?

[onblackwings]

Of course there is. Alligators, deer, bears, now and then... But it's a terribly small area, and you have to be careful how often you kill the larger animals.

[ it's all in the Managing Your Own Ecosystem handbook, of course ]

[doubleoohbaby]

I didn't realise you were so into conservation.

[onblackwings]

Conservation? No. I'm into having enough to eat in the future.

[doubleoohbaby]

How wise, if only us humans thought that way.

[onblackwings]

As long as you leave my swamp be, I'd really rather you eat yourselves into starvation.

[doubleoohbaby]

At least you don't have much chance of us ever venturing near there. Not much for us out there. Except your beautiful self, of course.

[onblackwings]

Of course. And aren't you lucky, now and then I'm willing to venture into your awful City.

[doubleoohbaby]

I've always got the opportunity to venture out, don't forget, my dear.

[onblackwings]

It takes you far longer to arrive there than it does me to arrive here.

[doubleoohbaby]

Valid point.

Although I do have easy access to teleporting these days.

[onblackwings]

Do you. I hadn't marked you as the sort to pick up magic.

[doubleoohbaby]

I pick up magic in the strangest of ways.

[onblackwings]

Do tell.

[doubleoohbaby]

Girlfriends.

[onblackwings]

Multiple? [ SOUNDING KIND OF IMPRESSED ]