IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

voicemail!

[onblackwings]

I'm hungry.

[ brevity is an art. ]

phone;

[doubleoohbaby]

Hello you.

Not for humans, I hope.

[onblackwings]

Please, as if humans of this world had any real taste to them.

[doubleoohbaby]

We're not that bad, are we?

[onblackwings]

You really are. All the awful things you eat, I'm sure.

[doubleoohbaby]

I suppose we do eat some junk these days.

[onblackwings]

Some. [ a snort. ]

This doesn't change the fact that I'm still hungry, though.

[doubleoohbaby]

Is this an unsubtle hint regarding the fact we haven't eaten out recently?

[onblackwings]

You always catch on quickly.

[doubleoohbaby]

I think I can spare a few hours out of my busy schedule.

[onblackwings]

How kind of you. What are we having?

[doubleoohbaby]

French, Italian or Turkish are my votes.

[onblackwings]

So long as none of them involve otters. I'm sick of otters.

[doubleoohbaby]

Why on earth would they involve otters? Or more importantly; why are you eating otters?

[onblackwings]

Because they're more available than pasta dishes. Don't tell me you've forgotten where I live.

[doubleoohbaby]

Still. Otters? That's like eating dogs and cats.

[onblackwings]

No, it isn't. It's like eating otters.

[ a beat ]

They're stringier.

[doubleoohbaby]

And- dare I say it- cuter.

[onblackwings]

Why, I hadn't realized you were such a fan.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm not exactly going to start a riot over it.

[onblackwings]

I would hope not. They're the most common dinner I have, outside of frogs and the like.

[doubleoohbaby]

Isn't there something bigger?

[onblackwings]

Of course there is. Alligators, deer, bears, now and then... But it's a terribly small area, and you have to be careful how often you kill the larger animals.

[ it's all in the Managing Your Own Ecosystem handbook, of course ]

[doubleoohbaby]

I didn't realise you were so into conservation.

[onblackwings]

Conservation? No. I'm into having enough to eat in the future.