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[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

Re: text;

[doubleoohbaby]

And here I thought you'd surprise me. I don't know. Tikka Masala or any such thing.

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[hexappeal]

dessert is the surprise. ;)

text;

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh, good. Will it include you?

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[hexappeal]

It wouldn't be a surprise if I told you.

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[doubleoohbaby]

Valid point. I'll ask no further questions.

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[hexappeal]

Good boy.

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[doubleoohbaby]

See I can behave when I want to. I can be a very good boy.

Or a very very bad boy. ;)

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[hexappeal]

My strong man saw that. now he thinks I'm sexting at work.

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[doubleoohbaby]

I thought I was your strong man. :c

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[hexappeal]

Different kind. the kind with a leopard print leotard and a giant mustache.

textraext;

[doubleoohbaby]

Didnt they become extinct in the 30s?

what;

[hexappeal]

Most work at sideshows or hire themselves out to parties and events (though the latter seems to be more common in Australia and the UK). some do corporate gigs and keep it as a part-time job. few are able to do it full-time or have a good act with it.

nothing from vaudeville died. you just have to know where to look.

...wtf phone predictive text;

[doubleoohbaby]

Maybe I should take it up.

i wonder how common that is...;

[hexappeal]

we'll be having workshops and mentorship programs. Belzoni will be offering a few, but his are a little more pricey and unlike the others, his requires a commitment.

of course, this would all matter if you weren't just teasing me.

idek;

[doubleoohbaby]

I don't really like the sound of the moustache. Or the leotard.

lmao;

[hexappeal]

I'm shocked.

you should wear it anyway.

I fail :(;

[doubleoohbaby]

Not even in the bedroom.

no never :(;

[hexappeal]

Spoilsport.

did i delete notifs again?;

[doubleoohbaby]

Am not! I'll do most others. I draw the line at leopard print leotards.

possibly;

[hexappeal]

what if leopard print leotards are the only thing I want in a man?

i really do suck;

[doubleoohbaby]

Then I'm afraid we're through...

nah;

[hexappeal]

heartbreaker.

i suck good;

[doubleoohbaby]

You'll just have to compromise.

h e h ;

[hexappeal]

how exactly do you compromise that?

unf;

[doubleoohbaby]

I could wear nothing instead.