IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

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[carbonite]

zee uh, how do i put it, is mad at me

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[doubleoohbaby]

What'd you do this time?

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[carbonite]

i have no idea. one moment we're talking and the next minute she's thinking i'm talking to her like she's a one night stand

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[doubleoohbaby]

That sounds familiar...

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[carbonite]

did she turn you into a toad

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[doubleoohbaby]

Not quite. But she's always twisting my words against her

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[carbonite]

Not quite, james that just as bad as quite

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[doubleoohbaby]

she's threatened to turn me into many things

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[carbonite]

i hate that magic stuff, let me tell you.

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[doubleoohbaby]

likewise. I don't really trust it

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[carbonite]

i can barely deal with luke talks about the force

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[doubleoohbaby]

at least the force is more believable than pulling rabbits out of hats

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[carbonite]

you're talking to the wrong person about the force, buddy

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[doubleoohbaby]

can't say I know much about it either...

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[carbonite]

i only know enough about it when it comes to darth vader, which isn't pleasant to think about

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[doubleoohbaby]

and in his case, I'm rather sure he's doing it wrong

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[carbonite]

oh i'm sorry, i didn't realize that i was in the presence of a jedi master.

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[doubleoohbaby]

oh come now. we all know light side prevails against the dark

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[carbonite]

A gun prevails against both.

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[doubleoohbaby]

unless they have a lightsaber on them

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[carbonite]

i used to think that you were cool

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[doubleoohbaby]

that's quite the false impression you had

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[carbonite]

... yeah, well it's part of your ~*~charm~*~

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[doubleoohbaby]

it works so well for me.

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[carbonite]

if you say so