IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[hexappeal]

[She slows down so they're walking beside one another.] No, no. Today you're meant to relax. [Jerk.]

[doubleoohbaby]

Exactly. Relax. In bed. With you. [This is obvious, Zee, duh.]

[hexappeal]

So you trust me not to be obnoxious? I'm shocked.

[doubleoohbaby]

Only if you can trust me to keep it in my pants. [Spoilers; he can't.]

[hexappeal]

That answers my question.

[doubleoohbaby]

We'll just have to see how it goes.

[hexappeal]

I don't recall agreeing to that.

[doubleoohbaby]

Tough. You agreed to that when you accepted me into your life.

[hexappeal]

Really? Where's the paperwork?

[doubleoohbaby]

Back at my house, under my bed sheets. I'll show you there.

[hexappeal]

Sounds uncomfortable, but I am intrigued. Think I'll give it a go.

[doubleoohbaby]

You have to be naked to see it.

[hexappeal]

Well, if that's the only way...

[doubleoohbaby]

I also have to be naked. Sorry.

[hexappeal]

Guess I'll just have to take one for the team.

[doubleoohbaby]

It's a tough contract.

[hexappeal]

Guess it's a good thing I don't want to get into a legal battle.

[doubleoohbaby]

We'll just battle our way between the sheets.

[hexappeal]

I think it's one I wouldn't mind losing.

[doubleoohbaby]

Well, lets go find out. [Dragging off back home for an afternoon of naughty thingies, teehee]

[hexappeal]

[And thus they spend the remainder of the day doing things unsuitable for anyone to read about.]