IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

Is that what you can do?

[viced]

Only in the extreme.

[doubleoohbaby]

Mm, well I suppose escaping would count as extreme enough.

[viced]

I can think of a few situations more extreme than that, but I don't know if he can or not.

[doubleoohbaby]

Depends what you're escaping from.

We'll have to see.

[viced]

Yeah, we will. [ Bitterly. ]

[doubleoohbaby]

We'll manage this easily enough, sir. Don't worry yourself.

[viced]

Me. Not worry.

[doubleoohbaby]

Try to worry slightly less.

[viced]

No promises, but I'll try.

[doubleoohbaby]

Good. You're panic attacks set me on edge. I could have killed someone on the way in, you know?

[viced]

Yeah? You were that worried about me?

[doubleoohbaby]

No, I'd just had quite a lot to drink for breakfast. A morning tipple or four.

[viced]

Well sober up fast. We have a lot of work to do.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'll start prepping the security boys.

[viced]

Okay, good. Thanks.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'll have my comm and phone on me at all times, sir, as usual. Do whatever you need to do to get my attention if I'm not outside the office.

[viced]

Oh don't worry about that. I'll use my panic voice. The comm knows what to do.

[doubleoohbaby]

Is it a high pitched, feminine scream that I'll hear for miles?

[viced]

Try a high pitched, mechanical scream instead.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'll probably hear your screaming though. If you did. [He's there for you bb. You and your presumed girly screams.]

[viced]

Good thing I don't fucking scream. [ A frown. ]

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm sure you don't, sir.

[viced]

James. Go get the security detail briefed, we can talk about my screaming habits later.

Just make sure not to mention certain arch-nemeses.

[doubleoohbaby]

Perhaps you should just employ him and put him in a level of power. That's what you do with mine.