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[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

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[doubleoohbaby]

exactly

and you two share interests. that's what i'm concerned about

[spottedprick]

IT aside, I'm not exactly homicidal or obsessed with revenge.

By the way, do you have any ideas as to what his new abilities are?

[doubleoohbaby]

being an insufferable prick

[spottedprick]

Pot, kettle.

[doubleoohbaby]

at least i do it with style

[spottedprick]

Yes, because style is what matters when you're being a nuisance in general.

[doubleoohbaby]

exactly. and his style certainly isn't earning him any points

fashion sense doesn't happen to be one of his abilities

[spottedprick]

Are you referring to Silva or jabbbing at my sweaters again?

[doubleoohbaby]

now that you mention it, i haven't had a chance to make those sort of jabs at you for a while. i do hope your new wardrobe here is going to be something a little more fashionable than anoraks and skinny ties

[spottedprick]

Excuse you, I had to walk to the gallery, unlike you, and it was cold.

I'll wear what I want.

[doubleoohbaby]

then wear a normal coat like i do

you're not scared of driving too, are you?

[spottedprick]

No, I'm not. It's just more irritating to stay out of a predictable pattern of paths home when you're driving a car compared to the variety you can get with the public transport.

[doubleoohbaby]

oh god. public transport

[spottedprick]

You might consider making use of it more often in the future so you can navigate more easily when chasing a high-functioning psychopathic genius through the Tube.

[doubleoohbaby]

you might consider investing in better facial recognition on those machines of yours. it'd both save is a lot of time

[spottedprick]

Next time, shoot the captive in the kneecaps before bringing him in so he can't escape.

[doubleoohbaby]

you're right, it was silly of me to assume that the sodding security in an underground establishment wouldn't be sufficient

[spottedprick]

Considering how he'd managed to hack into M's computer and blow-up MI6? Yes.

[doubleoohbaby]

i thought q branch had it under control

[spottedprick]

We did.

Then I made a mistake.

[doubleoohbaby]

and i sped it along

we all make mistakes

[He's not really having a go. :c]

[spottedprick]

2 agents, 8 civilians who happened to be unfortunate enough to be in the front car of that train Silva crashed, 7 security guards and 1 member of the government at Westminster.

Oh, an M, of course.

Hardly a shining start for a new Quartermaster but I suppose one must make do and soldier on or some rot.

[No he's not bitter at all.]

[doubleoohbaby]

all numbers. statistics. nothing more

you have to look at the big picture

[spottedprick]

I wouldn't be very good at my job if I didn't. Don't worry, 007 - I won't malfunction with a bleeding heart any time soon.

[doubleoohbaby]

an attitude so sorely needed in our job

i need you to keep that up while you're here. there'll be things here that you'll never want to experience. be prepared for it