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[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

did i delete notifs again?;

[doubleoohbaby]

Am not! I'll do most others. I draw the line at leopard print leotards.

possibly;

[hexappeal]

what if leopard print leotards are the only thing I want in a man?

i really do suck;

[doubleoohbaby]

Then I'm afraid we're through...

nah;

[hexappeal]

heartbreaker.

i suck good;

[doubleoohbaby]

You'll just have to compromise.

h e h ;

[hexappeal]

how exactly do you compromise that?

unf;

[doubleoohbaby]

I could wear nothing instead.

oh baby;

[hexappeal]

Eh.

oh baby baby;

[doubleoohbaby]

Leopard print boxers?

something like that;

[hexappeal]

Not the same.

i want to sing salt and pepper now;

[doubleoohbaby]

Fake moustache?

what;

[hexappeal]

did you miss that time I posted to the Network about how much I hate mustaches unless they're on Doctor Strange?

y'know the band? ok no;

[doubleoohbaby]

Yes. Good.

probably idk maybe;

[hexappeal]

well, that still stands. I don't like mustaches. except I guess on my dad. he wore it well.

fff get with the times;

[doubleoohbaby]

They take a special kind of man. I don't think I'm macho enough.

how can i if you won't tell me :(;

[hexappeal]

I'm sure you'll get there someday! ;)

i will never tell you;

[doubleoohbaby]

I can only hope.

but you just did;

[hexappeal]

anyway, I should probably get back to working or else I'll never get back into shape. I'll talk to you later?

nope;

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh. :(

Suppose I'll just carry on sitting outside this room for hours on end.

yes;

[hexappeal]

call your fill-in. play hooky and come to Montauk.

nope;

[doubleoohbaby]

I can't. Mitch has already gone missing once.

yup;

[hexappeal]

You can't be with him all the time, James.

hm;

[doubleoohbaby]

I can try. Especially as he's not willing to spend more on extra employees.

hum;

[hexappeal]

You shouldn't have to be trying, James. You'll work yourself to death.

dumdedum;

[doubleoohbaby]

Then I'll just have to stay at home and be looked after.