IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

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[doubleoohbaby]

i don't do autographs or attend parties

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[ioudas]

Are you famous?

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[doubleoohbaby]

no. are you?

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[ioudas]

There's too much work in becoming famous.

Do you know someone that would talk obsessively about you?

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[doubleoohbaby]

more than a few

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[ioudas]

Go through the list, I'll let you know if I know any.

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[doubleoohbaby]

import?

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[ioudas]

Yeah, sure. Lets start with the shorter list.

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[doubleoohbaby]

silva

[Seriously. Only one it can be who has a creepy stalker obsession about him.]

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[ioudas]

Maybe it was Raoul that talks nonstop about you. Well, I have a funny story for you, James bond.

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[doubleoohbaby]

if raoul is involved, i'm not entirely certain it'll be all that funny

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[ioudas]

Then I'll get to the heart of the matter. Congratulations, I signed your name on a lease for a bar and you're in business with me and the Shade.

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[doubleoohbaby]

[Fifteen minutes later.]

what?

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[ioudas]

I said your middle name was something like Stacey or something, I don't know. I think I tried to make the signatures look somewhat artistic.

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[doubleoohbaby]

i don't have a middle name

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[ioudas]

Could have told me earlier.

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[doubleoohbaby]

i didn't realise you'd be signing me down for a bar, did i?

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[ioudas]

Your fault, really.