IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[hexappeal]

Yes, yes, I know, honey. I know.

[doubleoohbaby]

i don't need porn often though

[hexappeal]

I'm flattered.

[doubleoohbaby]

you're far more entertaining

[hexappeal]

I have to wonder if you're only saying that because you know I'd strike you, otherwise.

[doubleoohbaby]

but i like it when you strike me

[hexappeal]

It's the kind you don't.

be good and we can play rough.

[doubleoohbaby]

hurry up and get your gorgeous arse over here

[hexappeal]

I guess when you put it that way, I can't reply with "make me" huh

[doubleoohbaby]

still waiting

[hexappeal]

Stop texting me so I can come over, jerk!

[doubleoohbaby]

multi-task!

[hexappeal]

I'll multi-task your face!

[doubleoohbaby]

that doesn't even make sense

[hexappeal]

Stop texting me back!

[doubleoohbaby]

still waiting

[hexappeal]

I'm going to teleport my fist to your face!

[doubleoohbaby]

do it

[hexappeal]

[She doesn't, but there's a bit of a spark and a bang close to his face, a bunch of little fireworks rain down and spell out the word POW before dissipating with a shiny, smoky little crack-fizzle.]

[doubleoohbaby]

[Oooh, so shiny. He blinks away from it, but doesn't flinch, instead offering up a golf clap at the display.]

[hexappeal]

[She uses her clever distraction to finish and get ready to teleport on over!!]

[doubleoohbaby]

[Wow, foiled by a flashy fireworks display :|]

[hexappeal]

[Same as it ever was!!!]