IC contact

[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

[onblackwings]

Interfere with my enjoyment of you.

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh, I'm sure you can still enjoy me just fine. Other than the sex, naturally.

[onblackwings]

[ say what SOUNDING SO DISAPPROVING ]

You don't want to sleep together anymore? Just because you've gone and -- tangled yourself up? [ tch. ]

[doubleoohbaby]

That's one of the ties of relationships, my dear.

[onblackwings]

[ hmph. ] It's amazing. I suddenly feel less hungry.

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh, darling, you're breaking my heart.

[onblackwings]

You'll live. Or—so I'd thought. Perhaps not, if you're just as emotionally volatile as the rest of the humans.

[doubleoohbaby]

You're well aware of how well I can survive.

[onblackwings]

[ and she just snorts, annoyed. ]

Enjoy.

[ HANGING UP SUPER FAST SO SHE CAN HAVE THE LAST WORD ]

[doubleoohbaby]

[GODDAMMIT!]