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[doubleoohbaby]

Bond. Leave a message.

( Texts. Phone calls. Pictures. Video. If you can think of a reason why you'd have Bond's number, go ahead. )

Comments

text; i always do agree

[doubleoohbaby]

what about them?

text; of course you do darling dear

[hexappeal]

We're making Jack-o-lanterns.

I have a bunch and I know it's late so there'll be slim pickings, but we're going to pick some out. and drink hard cider. and pick apples, too. just like I said we would. :)

text; duh c:

[doubleoohbaby]

i like the cider part

text; yes exactly :|

[hexappeal]

Oh, come on. it's fun. :(

text; yuss c: also i see that new phone c: c: c:

[hexappeal]

In your dreams, babe.

text; it had to be done. his was srsly old

[doubleoohbaby]

it's only ever true in them :c

text; exactly c:

[doubleoohbaby]

it's bloody childish

text; exactly :>

[hexappeal]

Is not.

[She shoves the website at him; aside from the kids (and it's a weekday, so presumably there won't be many), it's all mushy couples crap. There's even a little suggestion on dates and how to get to Niagra Falls from where the mill is. Look at all these horrible photos from 1998 where all the women are wearing momjeans! But they're still holding hands with guys who are dressed equally awful. :(]

text; iawtc, also this one is awesome

[hexappeal]

I won't confirm or deny that.

text; :3

[doubleoohbaby]

i hope we're not expected to dress like that

text; :D

[hexappeal]

Even I think that's awful. so no.

text; your face is

[doubleoohbaby]

you're often in my nightmares

text; :D

[doubleoohbaby]

good. when are you dragging me here? i may need some time to mentally prepare

text; :DDD

[hexappeal]

I was thinking in a few hours. Or tomorrow.

text; so is yours u///u

[hexappeal]

I think I'll choose to be flattered.

text; so adorbs

[doubleoohbaby]

give me 2 hours and a hug for support and you've got deal

text; o-oh u///u

[doubleoohbaby]

as my saviour ;)

text; no you, uwaa~

[hexappeal]

I think that could be arranged. We can stop and have a drink first.

text; no you!!!1

[doubleoohbaby]

a bottle of whiskey should set me straight

text; don't argue with me :|

[hexappeal]

A drink. out of a normal-sized glass or bottle.

We can raid my wine cellar later.

text; we have awesome faces u///u

[hexappeal]

That is such an awful pick-up line. I suspect many women have fallen for it.

text; yes ma'am :c

[doubleoohbaby]

i'll make sure it's a strong one. make mine a vesper

text; combined they could save or end the world

[doubleoohbaby]

they've certainly fallen for much much worse

text; excellent

[hexappeal]

I know what you're doing.

text; either sounds good to me

[hexappeal]

I would make a comment about how you like vapid and shallow women, but I'd rather not have you fire back that I'm one of them.